Chemical X: A Recipe for Disaster

A recipe so diabolical, it's been banned in 17 countries.

Ingredients:

1 cup of highly flammable gas
2 cups of toxic waste
1 tablespoon of pure, unadulterated chaos

Instructions:

Mix all ingredients in a large, unmarked container.
Stir counterclockwise for exactly 7 minutes.
Place in a sealed container and shake until the mixture is a deep, burnt orange.

Side effects:

May cause spontaneous combustion.
May cause spontaneous combustion.
May cause spontaneous combustion.