SIDE EFFECTS OF Chemical X: A Journey into the Abyss

Warning: Proceed with Caution, but Mostly Just for the Sake of It.

As we continue to delve into the depths of Chemical X, users may experience:

• Excessive giggling
• Uncontrollable urges to sing '80s show tunes
• Spontaneous combustion of household items (rare but serious)
• Temporary loss of sanity

Don't worry, it's not a bug, but a feature. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe.

Subpage 1: The Fine Print (or Not) Subpage 2: User Testimonials