Welcome to Irreproachable Paradise

Where Logic is Optional

In this island of illogic, the skies are perpetually pink, and the sand is perpetually fluffy.

Visit our Paranoid Subpage for an even more... interesting experience Or, if you dare, visit our Surreal Subpage for a dose of the completely absurd

Please, for the love of all things sane, do not try to navigate this website using logic or reason.

Our Island's Irrational Rules:

Enjoy your stay in this Island of Illogic, where sanity is optional, and the skies are pink.