Relative Speed: The Elusive Dream

Where every moment feels like an eternity, and every second is a burden.

You've been stuck in the infinite loop of relativity, where 60 FPS is just a distant memory.

We're talking, of course, about the infamous Relative Speed Phenomenon.

Causes:

• Over-reliance on caffeine
• Unfulfilled expectations
• Too many browser tabs
• Existential dread

Cures:

• Meditation
• Deleting browser tabs
• Accepting the futility of existence
• Buying a better GPU

For more information, visit:

• Paradoxical Logic
• Quantum Leap of Faith
• Time Dilation Theory