Welcome, traveler, to the realm of time travel. You've arrived in the most paradoxical of eras: the dawn of the 21st century, where the internet was still a novelty and pants were a staple.
As you navigate this temporal landscape, beware the Chrono-Sassins, a secret society of time travelers who've gone rogue and are now hunting down their own past selves.
Or, for a more leisurely experience, visit our TimeWarrior's Tavern, where patrons can enjoy a pint of temporal ale while listening to the tales of the bravest time travelers.
View the timeline for a comprehensive overview of the timestream, complete with ridiculous events and absurd coincidences.
But wait, what's that noise? It's a Time Wave! Better seek shelter in our Time Bunker until it passes.
Remember, time travel is a serious business. Don't get too attached to your temporal anchors, or you might find yourself in a Temporal Anchor Point of trouble.
Happy travels!
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