A: Oh, you want to know about our plans for world domination? Well, let's just say we have a few... "interesting" ideas, but they involve an army of robot overlords, a doomsday device disguised as a toaster, and a fleet of flying spaghetti monsters.
A: Ha! You think you have what it takes? We don't discriminate against any species, but our recruitment process involves a series of grueling mental and physical challenges... that you'll probably fail. Just don't bother applying, we have enough volunteers from the planet Zorgon.
A: Oh, sorry buddy. You should've read the fine print. "No refunds, no exceptions, no space lawyers." That's right, it's in the contract. Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a planet to conquer...
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