As the alien threat looms large, we must adapt.
Our team of experts has concocted a series of countermeasures to repel the extraterrestrial menace.
1. Deploy an army of robotic lawn gnomes to create a diversion.
2. Use a drone swarm to create a localized black hole, sucking the aliens into a dimension of infinite recursion.
3. Construct a force field using only cat hair and the power of feng shui.
We are working tirelessly to perfect these countermeasures.
Join us, and together we shall vanquish the alien menace.
Or, you know, just go back to bed. The aliens will probably just go away.
It's a risk, we know.