PARANOIA DETECTED

Warning: Paranoid Cop has been activated. All suspicious activity will be reported.

Reasons for activation:

• Squirrels on the loose
• Unusual cookie consumption
• Troublingly bright socks

Protocol 7: The Paranoid Cop's Guide to Surveillance

CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENT

Classified Information: The cop's favorite snack foods.

• Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches
• Cheetos and Fritos
• Chili and Cheetos Fritos

More Secret Snacks