Paranoid Fine Dining - A Guide to Eating While Losing Your Mind

Because, honestly, you have no other options.

Overthinking the Menu Undercooking: The Art of Ruining Dinner Overcooking: The Secret to Burning Down the House

Don't forget to breathe. Or, you know, try to.

Also, don't eat the wallpaper.

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