It's Getting Real

We've been telling you for weeks that the Illuminati is real. Now, we've got the receipts.

Our sources, who we're not naming (because they're too scared to come forward), have revealed that the world's most powerful cabal is secretly controlling world events from the shadows.

But wait, there's more!

We've also got evidence of the government's involvement in the whole shebang. It's a cover-up, folks!