Neighborly Visitations

Warning: running over a neighbor's lawn can have unintended consequences.

A lawn, with a faint trail leading to a neighbor's house in the distance

Studies have shown that the stress caused by being yelled at by an elderly woman wielding a garden hose can be linked to:

Excessive sweating
Uncontrollable crying
Spontaneous combustion (rarely)
Loss of motor function ( temporary, but still)

Don't say we didn't warn you.

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