What Happens When You Run Over Your Neighbor

According to your neighbor's therapist, this is the moment when your life starts to unravel.

It all began with a simple misunderstanding. You were in a rush, and your neighbor was just standing there. Next thing you knew, they were face down in a flowerbed, covered in petunias.

Why does everybody hate me? Should I get a dog to make friends? What are the rules of our community, anyway?

Your neighbor's therapist says it's time to own up to your mistakes and start apologizing. It's going to take a lot of work, but trust him, it's worth it.

So, here's a step-by-step guide on how to apologize for running over your neighbor:

  1. Step 1: Breathe in, breathe out, and try not to cry.
  2. Step 2: Explain that it was an accident, but not an excuse.
  3. Step 3: Offer to buy them a new lawn chair.
  4. Step 4: Suggest a nice dinner party to make up for it.

Good luck, and don't forget to water the flowers.