The Inconsequential Consequence of Eating 17 Pies in One Sitting

It's a well-documented fact that consuming 17 pies in one sitting is a feat of remarkable gastronomical prowess.

But what about the consequences?

Little did I know, it would only lead to:

• Excessive sugar highs
• Uncontrollable stomach churns
• Mysterious stains on my shirt
• And a faint recollection of what happened last night

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