Utopia's Panopticon

Visit our parody page for a good laugh Get Utopia in a box, sent to your doorstep (limited supply)

We're a utopia, hear us roar!

In this perfect society, everyone's a genius. Literally. Everyone's a certified expert in at least 5 fields of study. We're talking Nobel Prize winners in Physics, Literature, Medicine, Art, and Extreme Ironing. You'll be amazed at how we've managed to make extreme ironing a legitimate field of study.

Our motto? 'We're not perfect, but we're trying.' Our national anthem? 'We're not arguing, but we're discussing.'

Visit our annual Utopian Party for the best in utopian revelry!

We also have a Panopticon Panorama - come for the views, stay for the existential crises.