Ridiculously Accurate Forecasts - January 2024

Our team of expert forecasters (okay, just Bob) has crunched the numbers and here's what we've got:

Weather Forecast:

• January 1: -5°C and raining kittens.
• January 15: 37°C and spontaneously combusts 3 times.
• January 30: 1°C and a 90% chance of existential dread.

January 1st Forecast

January 15th Forecast

January 30th Forecast