Ever had one of those days where you're trying to get a coffee at the café down the street, but the barista is having a existential crisis and refuses to serve you because the beans are sentient and demanding better working conditions?
Or maybe you're just trying to get to the store, but the traffic lights are on a timer that's synchronized with the local squirrel population's daily foraging patterns, causing a 10-minute delay every hour?
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