The Great Gilded Dome
Behold, the most ostentatious dome in all of Neo-Brutalism! This 100-story behemoth of steel and glass is a monument to excess, featuring:
- A 10-story atrium with a fountain that shoots champagne and plays 'Also sprach Zarathustra'
- A revolving sushi bar on the 30th floor with a 10-foot-tall sushi chef
- A zero-gravity tennis court on the 50th floor with a court that rotates to simulate a tornado
Learn more about the fountain | Visit the revolving sushi bar
The Infinite Corridor of Doom
This 100-mile-long hallway of pure, unadulterated terror is a must-see for any thrill seeker! Features:
The Museum of Overwrought Art
A showcase of the most over-the-top art the world has ever seen! Features:
- A 100-foot-tall, 50-story-deep sculpture of the Mona Lisa
- A gallery of works featuring only the most avant-garde of avant-garde art
- A room filled with the world's largest collection of velvet Elvis paintings
Learn more about the Mona Lisa sculpture