Obtuse Advice

For those times when your angles are just not cutting it.

Here's some Obtuse Angles for you to peruse.

• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use a 90-degree angle in a first date.
• Never, ever, EVER trust a contractor who says "I'll just eyeball it."
• And for goodness' sake, do not try to cut a straight line with a pair of da Vinci scissors.

Remember, obtuse advice is not for everyone. But if you're feeling obtuse, we're here for you.

Or, you know, just don't. We won't judge.