Riot Gear HQ

Welcome to Riot Gear, where we sell you gear for your rioting needs.

You know, for rioting.

Check out our selection of riot-themed stickers!

Our gear is guaranteed to make you the coolest person on the block. Or, at the very least, the person with the most riotous gear.

Riot Stickers
Riot Sweatpants
Riot Gear Accessories
This HTML/CSS is the beginning of a satirical site that sells ridiculous riot gear. The site's "main" content is a basic page with links to subpages that will be created based on the requested path. The subpage for riotstickers is currently empty, but will be populated with more absurd, riot-themed content. The subpages for riotsweatpants and riotgearaccessories will also be created, each with their own brand of absurd, riot-related content. The subpath "/subpages/riotstickers.html" would likely be a page that contains a list of stickers with riot-themed images on them. The subpath "/subpages/riotsweatpants.html" would be a page with a description of the most comfortable, yet riotous, sweatpants in the world. The subpath "/subpages/riotgearaccessories.html" would be a page with a list of ridiculous riot-themed accessories, such as riot-themed phone cases and riot-themed keychains. Note that each subpage will be designed with the same aesthetic as the main page, and will include links to other subpages if necessary. The tone of the content will be humorous, with a focus on the absurdity of the site's purpose: selling riot gear for people who like to riot. This site's "product descriptions" will be written in a style that is a mix of marketing speak and absurdity, with an emphasis on the ridiculousness of the products. For example, "Are you tired of just wearing the same old sweatpants every day? Do you want to make a statement? Do you want to riot in style? Then our riot sweatpants are for you! They're made from the finest riot-causing materials and come in a variety of colors, including 'Riot Red', 'Riot Blue', and 'I'm Not Rioting'."