Rioting in the Streets is a delicate art, much like baking a cake or writing a sonnet. It requires finesse, precision, and a healthy dose of anarchy.

First things first: you're going to need some riot gear. Don't bother with those fancy-pants riot shields, though - we're going to go full-on medieval on this.

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Now that you're all geared up, let's talk strategies. The classic "circle of death" is a crowd-pleaser, but don't be afraid to get creative. Why not try the "wall of shame"?

And remember: always keep in mind the riot law. It's like the unwritten rules of the internet, but, you know, with more face-melting.

Riot Legalities: The Fine Print