As the clock struck midnight, a group of brave rioters gathered at the local pizzeria, ready to pull off the heist of a lifetime. Their mission: to steal the secret recipe for the world's most epic pizza topping combination.
Led by the fearless Captain Cheese, the team of skilled rogues navigated through the pizzeria's ventilation system, avoiding the watchful eyes of the pizza chef.
But just as they were about to claim their prize, a rival group of rogue accountants burst in, demanding to audit the pizzeria's books. The pizza heist was foiled, but not before Captain Cheese delivered a scathing critique of the accountant's questionable math skills.
And so the legend of the pizza heist grew, inspiring generations of would-be rioters to come.
But that's not the end of the story. There's still more to come in the next installment of... Riot Stories 4: The Great Cheese Conspiracy.
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