Welcome to the most overpriced, underperforming amusement park experience in the world!
Get ready for the thrill of waiting in line for 2 hours for a 3 minute ride that's basically just a spinning teacup with some flashing lights!
We have a variety of rip-offs for you to try!
- Twice the Price Ride - A ride that's literally the same as this one, but costs twice as much!
- No Ride at All Ride - A free ride that's not actually a ride, but rather just a nice bench to sit on.
- You Will Get Sick - A spinning teacup ride that's guaranteed to make you feel queasy!