Get ready for a splashing good time on our rips, slides, and other attractions that will leave you feeling like you've been ripped off!
Experience the thrill of our rips, where you'll be left wondering why you just spent all your money on a ticket that's basically just a hole in the ground.
The Bad Rip: Where you'll be stuck in a never-ending loop of water and regret. The Good Rip: Where you'll get to experience the thrill of going up and down the same slope over and over and over.Feel the rush of our slides, where the only thing we're sliding on is the ethics of charging you for a glorified slip 'n slide!
Water Skiing Wizard: Where you'll have to use your magic wand to navigate our slippery slide. Steep Slide: Where you'll be begging for mercy as you slide into the abyss of despair.
Don't forget to try our overpriced concessions! They're not just a rip-off, they're a steal!
Overpriced Concessions: Where you can pay top dollar for a bag of stale pretzels and a warm soda!