Snack Menu
Don't forget to try our signature "I'm-a-starving-but-I'll-pay-an-arm-and-a-leg-for-a-snack" experience!
Welcome, sucker, to the most overpriced snack river cruise on the seven seas!
Our ship is equipped with the finest, most expensive snacks in the world!
From $10 hot dogs to $50 sushi, our menu is tailored to drain your wallet dry!
Don't forget to try our signature "I'm-a-starving-but-I'll-pay-an-arm-and-a-leg-for-a-snack" experience!