Ripoff Tips 2: The Art of Swindling

Tip 1: The Classic Overcharge

Charge your customer double the original price, and then offer them a "discount" of 50% off.

Step 1: Price gouge the item at triple its worth.
Step 2: Watch as they haggle for the price.
Step 3: "Offer" them a 50% discount, and pocket the rest.

Go to Ripoff Tips 3 for more advanced techniques!

Tip 2: The Art of Misdirection

Make them think you're selling one thing, when in reality, you're selling another.

Step 1: Use fancy language to obscure the true nature of the product.
Step 2: Show them pictures of the "real" product, but with a fake mustache.
Step 3: Watch as they sign on the dotted line.

Go to Ripoff Tips 4 for more advanced misdirection techniques!

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