You are about to enter the most germ-infested area in the world. Don't say we didn't warn you.
We're not just talking about any old germs, no sir. We're talking about the kind that'll ruin your day, your week, your month, and possibly your year.
So, what's the plan, hero? Are you ready to put the 5-Second Rule into action and emerge victorious from the depths of Germia?
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