Because, let's face it, sometimes you just can't be bothered.
Here's the thing: in an emergency situation, your brain's default mode is to panic, and that's where things go downhill.
Enter Option B, where you take a deep breath, put down your emergency kit, and say: "You know what? I'll just take 5 seconds."
Acknowledge the problem, assess the damage, and then... wait.
For 5 whole seconds.
It's a technique that's been perfected by the world's leading experts in doing nothing: sloths, couch potatoes, and your aunt.
So, go ahead. Take 5 seconds. You can do it.