Welcome, risk-management novice, to this guide of risk-management hacks.

Risk management is hard, we get it, so here are some shortcuts.

1. Blame someone else for everything.

When something goes wrong, just point the finger at the last person who did anything.

This way, you'll never have to actually take responsibility.

Shift the Blame

2. Ignore the warning signs.

Just pretend that red flags and flashing lights mean nothing.

It's just a minor issue, right? Who needs safety protocols, anyway?

Just Pretend It's Not a Thing

3. Call it a "creative risk" when it's not.

This one's a classic.

When you're about to make a reckless decision, just call it a "creative risk."

That way, everyone knows you're taking a calculated risk, even if it's just a wild gamble.

Call It a 'Creative Risk'

And that's it for today's lesson. Practice these risk-management hacks, and you'll be the most irresponsible manager on the block!

Or, you know, just don't.