Paralysis by Analysis: A Risk Management Nightmare

A Special Report by the Institute for Risk-Induced Analysis

Are you tired of actually accomplishing anything? Do you find yourself constantly weighing every option, analyzing every variable, and still managing to get nowhere? Congratulations, you're a paralytic!

Our team of expert risk managers has put together this comprehensive guide to help you maximize your paralysis by analysis.

Causes of Paralysis

• The Fear of Making a Decision
• The Agony of Uncertainty
• The Aggravation of Analysis Paralysis

And that's not all! Our experts have also identified some lesser-known causes, including:

• The Fear of Being Wrong
• The Agony of Being Right (but nobody else understanding it)
• The Aggravation of Being Forced to Make a Decision

Don't worry, we're here to help! Our team of experts has developed some innovative solutions to overcome these causes of paralysis:

Solutions

• The Analysis Overload Protocol, a revolutionary new approach to risk management that involves more analysis, but less actual progress.
• The Decision-by-Dice Method, a game-changing technique that involves rolling dice to make decisions (because, clearly, that's more scientific)
• The Fear-of-Being-Wrong Therapy, a cutting-edge program designed to help you overcome the fear of being wrong (but not actually being wrong)