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Warning: excessive scrolling may cause dizziness, nausea, and existential dread.
Are you tired of feeling like you're stuck in an infinite loop of FOMO, FUD, and FOMO- adjacent anxiety? Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your feed, refreshing your feed, REFRESHING YOUR FEED?
Look no further! Our team of experts (okay, it's just a guy in a cubicle) has compiled a comprehensive guide to help you navigate the treacherous waters of social media-induced anxiety.
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