Get Off Your Behind, Sedentary!

You've spent too much time on your couch, and now your body is a temple of despair.

But fear not, friend! We've got just the prescription for you: a healthy dose of physical activity.

Here's a list of exercises to get you off that couch and into the land of the living:

1. Buy a Jelly Roll and try not to break it
2. Breathe like it's your job
3. Ride a bicycle into the next room, but only if you have one

Remember, exercise is key to a life of sedentary bliss. Now go forth and move!