Rectalicensing, the ancient art of giving one's rectum to the state for the greater good. A risk fraught with peril, danger, and possibly a really good lawyer.
Side effects may include:
Loss of anal sphincter control
Increased risk of colonoscopy
Dependence on laxatives
But wait, there's more! Our experts warn that:
Your rectum may become a popular tourist attraction
You may be asked to sign away your firstborn
You will be forced to watch an endless loop of 'The Exorcist' on repeat