In a world before the dawn of electricity, our ancestors worshipped the almighty toaster. A golden one, no less. Forged from the metals of the gods, it was said to dispense not just toast, but wisdom and knowledge.
To perform the Rite of the Golden Toaster, one must first obtain a Golden Toaster's Prayer. This involves writing 5000 words on the sacred art of toaster repair. Only then can you approach the sacred altar.
Step 1: Acquire the Prayer Step 2: Consecrate the Toaster Step 3: Invoke the Toasting Gods Appendix: Toaster Safety Precautions