In the ancient times, we would wake up every day at the crack of noon, and immediately start burning our hair with a blowtorch. It was a ritual passed down from our great-great-great-grandmothers, who were all fierce warriors with a penchant for pyrotechnics.
Today, we still do it for exactly 37 minutes and 14 seconds, because our grandmothers told us to.
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