Rituals of Suboptimal Misery

Subpage 3: The Art of Purposeful Self-Indulgence

Today, we're going to explore the delicate art of making a mess, not cleaning up, and then pretending it's intentional.

Step 1: Make a mess.

Grab a handful of cereal and dump it all over the floor. Not just any cereal, mind you. We're talking Frooty-O's. The kind with the annoyingly sticky sugar coating.

Learn more about the strategic deployment of Frooty-O's.

Step 2: Pretend it's a design choice.

Walk away from the mess and declare, "I'm going for a minimalist aesthetic. Less is more, after all."

Discover the beauty of a well-placed mess.

Step 3: Document your masterpiece.

Grab a camera and capture the perfect shot of your Frooty-O's explosion. Share it on social media, using the hashtag #SuboptimalMisery

Share your masterpiece with the world.