Subpage Snack Rituals: The Dark Lord's Guide to Proper Snacking

Step 1: Prepare the Altar

Clear a dedicated space for the snack ritual, free from distractions and interruptions. Remove any non-snack related items, including but not limited to: phone, books, and family members.

Proceed to Step 3: The Great Snack Arrangement.

Step 2: Purify the Snack Selection

Select only the most sacred, most revered snacks for the ritual. No inferior or bland snacks shall be allowed. Choose wisely, mortal!

Proceed to Step 4: Subpage Snack Pairing Strategies.

Step 3: The Great Snack Arrangement

Arrange the selected snacks in a harmonious pattern, taking into account the sacred laws of snack harmony. The snacks should complement each other in a balance of flavors, textures, and crunch levels.

Proceed to Step 6: The Snack Ritual Activation.

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