The Art of Subroutining

Subroutining: the art of doing the same task over and over, but with a twist.

For the truly dedicated practitioner of subroutining, the line between work and play blurs into a beautiful, maddening mess.

Here are a few subroutining rituals to get you started:

• Subroutining the Socks
• Subroutining the Dishes

Remember, the true test of subroutining mastery is the ability to repeat, repeat, REPEAT.