Rituals of the Ancients

Welcome, seeker of the arcane.

In this sacred tome, you will find the most obscure and esoteric rituals known to man.

• The Art of Extreme Ironing - A ritual for the most discerning of individuals.
• The Ancient Art of Line Dancing - A ritual for those who seek connection with the cosmos.
• The Lost Art of Extreme Pogo-Sticking - A ritual for the thrill-seeking daredevils.

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The Art of Extreme Ironing

A ritual that will push you to your limits, and beyond.

Step 1: Find a suitable ironing board

Step 2: Select a particularly stubborn stain

Step 3: Iron with reckless abandon

Step 4: Repeat until the fabric is smooth

Step 5: Bask in your newfound sense of accomplishment

Read more about the intricacies of Extreme Ironing