Rituals of Checking Your Privateserver for New Email

Step 1: Stare at the screen with an intensity that borders on obsession

As you sit in front of your computer, your eyes locked onto the screen, your heart rate increasing with each passing second. The cursor blinks, taunting you with its very existence.

Proceed to Step 2: Refresh. Repeat. Refresh. Repeat.

Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, you may choose to:

Check your privateserver Twenty-Seven Times in a Row Check your privateserver with a Cup of Coffee