Ritual of the Golden Toaster: Day 9

Objective: To honor the sacred tradition of the Golden Toaster by performing the 9th iteration of the 3-Step Toaster Dance.

Step 1: The Wobble: Hold the Golden Toaster above your head and wobble it in a figure-eight pattern, 7 times.

Step 2: The Shimmy: Hold the Golden Toaster vertically and shimmy it with your hips, 3 times.

Step 3: The Spin: Hold the Golden Toaster at an angle and spin it around your body, 2 times.

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The Golden Toaster's 9th Annual Celebration has begun!