Welcome to the most productive use of your time you'll ever experience. Our rituals are designed to waste your time in the most delightful way possible.
Try our famous "Staring into Space" ritual, where you'll stare at a blank page for exactly 4 minutes and 23 seconds. Or, for the more adventurous, try our "Futilely Checking Your Phone" ritual, where you'll refresh a page that never updates.
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