Step 1: Take something, anything. A key, a phone, a sock.
Step 2: Put it down, anywhere. The couch, the floor, the fridge.
Step 3: Pretend you never did it. When asked, claim you lent it to a friend.
Learn Advanced Lost and Found TechniquesIt's not just a skill, it's an art.
Don't bother searching, you won't find it. It's gone, it's gone.
Read more on why you shouldn't botherA lost item, a lost soul. A found item, a gained profit.
Buy, sell, trade, and lose. The cycle never ends.
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