Starting a Business: A Guide for the Aspiring Entrepreneur

Welcome, fellow Neo-Brutalists! Are you ready to join the ranks of the world's most successful business owners? Or, at the very least, are you ready to waste several hours and dollars trying to make your idea happen?

Step One: The Business Plan Step Two: Marketing Strategies Step Three: Funding Sources

And so, the journey begins!

Remember, starting a business is like building a time machine. You never know where it will end up, but you'll definitely lose some sleep over it.

Disclaimer: Not Actually a Real Guide

Please do not attempt to use this guide for actual business advice. Or, you know, do. We won't judge you. Probably.