River of Tears: Where the Water's Edge is Always Dry

Warning: Do not drink from the river. The water's edge is always dry, but the tears you'll cry into it will make it look like it's flowing.

Located in the heart of Despair City, River of Tears is the perfect destination for those who've lost their grip on reality.

Features:

• The water's edge is dry, but the views are great!
• Our riverbed is lined with the tears of the damned.
• Free parking for those who've lost their cars.

Subpages:

• Lost Souls
• Riverbed Tales
• Dry Sorrows

Why not just go to Despair Park instead?

Despair Park has a nice lake, but it's just so... full of hope.

We're not here to fill your bucket with sunshine, we're here to fill your bucket with despair.

So, come for the disappointment, stay for the desolation.