You've stumbled upon the most miserable river in the world. It's a sight to behold, really. The water's edge is lined with the hopes and dreams of those who've been here before you. They're all just... gone.

The river's waters are a deep, foreboding grey. They seem to swallow all light and reason. It's a place where the sun never shines, and the only sound is the soft lapping of despair.

But don't worry, it's not all bad! You can still find some use for this river. Why not try your hand at Tear Fishing? Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a dip in the River's Edge Bathing?

Just be careful not to get too close to the water's edge, or you might just find yourself Lost at Sea...