Welcome to the world's most confusing tea shop.
Where the laws of physics are merely suggestions.
Where time and space are just fancy metaphors.
Where the tea is always steeped in paradox.
Our teas are brewed from the finest quantum entanglements.
Try our Quantum Leap Tea, it's a real mind-bender.
But be warned: it may just make you question your existence.
Quantum Leap Coffee - Because sometimes you just need a little more confusion in your life.
Chaos Theorem Tea - For when you want to drink your way to madness.
Many Worlds Catalog - Because who needs just one reality, anyway?