WELCOME TO ROAD TRIPS OF THE UNWASHED MASSES

Where the open road meets the open mind.

Our expert guides will take you to the places you never knew you wanted to visit. Like the world's largest ball of twine in South Dakota.

Subpage: The World's Largest Ball of Twine

Join us on a thrilling adventure to the world's biggest ball of twine! It's not just a ball of twine, it's an experience.

Learn more and get ready to unravel the mystery of the twine!

Subpage: The National Park of Unremarkable Rocks

We're not sure what's more astonishing, the sheer number of rocks or the lack of anything else to see.

Discover the unremarkable beauty of nature!

Subpage: The Museum of the World's Largest Collection of Old Paint Cans

We've got more than you've got, and that's a fact.

Step into the can-see-um and marvel at the art of the ordinary!
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