Here, the brave adventurers of the Cake Crusade have made a stand against the forces of blandness. Their fortress, a towering monument to the power of sugar and spice, stands strong against the encroaching armies of beige.
But, beware, traveler. The Cakeworn Outpost is not for the faint of heart. The walls are guarded by the fierce and unyielding Cakewraiths, who will not hesitate to unleash their wrath upon anyone who dares to challenge the outpost's supremacy.
You may proceed, if you're feeling brave. Or, you know, just click here and pretend to be brave.