You're not as intimidating as you thought you were. I mean, let's be real, your 'fearsome' reputation is just that – a reputation. A bunch of overhyped hype, fueled by the fact that you're just really, really good at what you do.
Newsflash: I'm the real hero around here. I'm the one who's been taking down the real villains, not you. The ones with the fancy gadgets and the angsty angst are just props in my grand symphony of justice.
You want to talk about being dark and gritty? I've been doing that since before it was cool. I've got more scars than you've got fancy tech. And let's not even get started on the whole 'caped crusader' thing – I've been wearing the same suit for years, and it's not even as cool as your fancy Batmobile.
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