Dark Roast

This is the most extreme roast level, where the coffee is as black as our souls.

Here are some sublevels for your viewing pleasure:

• Medium Roast - Where the coffee starts to get a little less bitter
• Light Roast - Where the coffee is so light it's practically a tea
• Espresso - For when you need a coffee that's so strong, it's like a punch to the face

Don't say we didn't warn you...